Just bought some e-wine. I’m now installing the currant updates.
Wife: There are a lot of desperate men in this grocery store.
Me: Yeah, they’re hitting on me too.
I don’t want to say the customer service in this store is bad, but I’m getting less attention than a white crayon.
I knew I didn’t get the job when he said, “I’m sorry, we can’t hire you. But your background check was hilarious.
Customer buying cigarettes: I need to quit cold turkey.
Me: I don’t think cold turkey is your problem. You should quit hot cigarettes.
By the time my dad was my age he had amassed maybe 25 coffee cans full of nails and screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?
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Diamond Rio. #DiamondRio (Taken with Instagram)
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Diamond Rio concert. (Taken with Instagram)
At my family reunion. (Taken with Instagram)